Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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