I just gift wrapped bread.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
my poor anus
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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