Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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