There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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