I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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