so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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