Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I think a kid would responsible me up
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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