is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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