So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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