I'm eating all of the evidence.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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