What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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