what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
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Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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