Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.