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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Don't you send me to vm

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it

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  I dont have a dog?

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  WTF

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?

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• (805): View more from California

  What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.

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  Seriously, come on.

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  I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.

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  I hate you.

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