escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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