Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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