Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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