things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
So much Jack, so little girl.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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