Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
my being single is dangerous.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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