YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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