god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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