He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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