Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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