its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
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I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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