You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
