Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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