what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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