If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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