Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Randomize
