have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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