Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
they're like a gay fantastic four
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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