I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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