Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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