only if we run a train.
done.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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