a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
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