He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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