there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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