Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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