sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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