Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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