R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.