you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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