Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He kissed a someone with a penis
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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