Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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