Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
