I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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