How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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