I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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