two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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