you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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