Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
