Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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