I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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