I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
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I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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