I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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