What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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